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Richard For me, voting for Brexit was about EU directives. The biggest example in accounting was the reverse charge VAT system we had to rush in in 2016, but which the French didn’t implement until 2022. I felt we were at a competitive disadvantage. That’s just one example: I could give another 10. Voting record Always Conservative, except in 2017 when he abstained as he couldn’t vote for Theresa May. Richard describes his views as “very right wing”. Leave in the EU referendum While any suggestion of health benefits of consuming alcohol is always a bit of a minefield, can I be the first of 1,057 people to point out to Herbal Vegan Wellness Trope Fiver ( yesterday’s Fiver) that beer contains antioxidants and, thanks to developments in the world of finings, often vegan-friendly. This tends to be drinks from smaller producers, the sort of thing Weird Uncle Fiver gets angry about because he claims they don’t taste any different to the more familiar Tin available in lots of pubs, but I don’t think he gives enough credit to the damage done to his tastebuds by the number of cigarettes he smokes” – Ed Taylor (and no others). Yet there is a suspicion that this might be just what Just Stop Oil want – because another significant part of their strategy is to end up in prison – “so they give the legal system and the carceral regime so many activists to deal with, that it ends up clogged up and ceases to function properly”, says Damien. Whether young activists can truly comprehend the threat a conviction would have to their future is unclear – but Damien isn’t sure that this will deter them: “They would probably turn around and say, ‘Well, we don’t feel like we have a future if climate change progresses in the way that we’re expecting’.” Also under Truss, Braverman made perhaps her most lasting contribution to the political lexicon in responding to environmental protests. These were the fault of, she told the Commons, “the coalition of chaos – it’s the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati”, words that some opponents immediately adopted as a badge of honour. Being ousted as home secretary

After going to the fee-paying Heathfield school in outer London on a partial scholarship, Braverman studied law at Queens’ College, Cambridge, becoming president of the university Conservative Association. Controversy was never far away. In 2019, after Braverman had resigned from May’s government in protest at its Brexit plans, she was criticised by Jewish groups for using “cultural Marxism” in a speech, a term linked to a conspiracy theory often associated with the far right and antisemitism. If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, including this Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati Women’s T-shirt, then we have some good news for you. We have a range of other T-shirts available, and we’re constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks. See the full collection here.

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In Malton town centre, tofuphobes were thin on the ground. The Purple Carrot, a vegetarian cafe, was doing a roaring trade, with its owner, Kate Zaleska, saying that many of her customers probably didn’t even realise she was feeding them tofu, as a binder in her quiches and cheese cakes. “Tofu is not woke. As an ingredient it’s probably older than almost anything else,” she said.

Enjoying their best start to a season for 59 years despite never really looking particularly good or fun to watch and still being worse than Arsenal, a win for Spurs would enable them to leapfrog second-placed Manchester City, but still find themselves a point behind their insufferable north London neighbours. “To play at Old Trafford is not simple, but at the same time it’s a big theatre and you have to play with personality, play your football, your ideas,” roared Antonio Conte. “This will be a good step for us to go there and play with personality and try to win. I enjoy the fact this test is coming now.” Should Tottenham fail this midweek test Conte is likely to cut a typically forlorn, almost tearful post-match figure, even if it means the Old Trafford tofu sandwich brigade go home pleased. QUOTE OF THE DAY Braverman warned against 'inflammatory language' after claiming 100m want to come to the UK – video Just Stop Oil emerged early this year as a successor to Extinction Rebellion (XR). While the group looks as if it appeared out of nowhere, many of the activists behind it also have close links to other environmental action groups, including Roger Hallam, who is the social movement strategist behind XR and Insulate Britain. However, unlike these other groups, which often rely on older activists who believe they have less to lose, Just Stop Oil positions itself as a youth-led movement with Hallam reportedly going to universities to recruit eager students who have an abundance of time and passion. Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images.Ourground-breaking recycled t-shirts are made from 100% recycled materials and are, to our knowledge, the first commercially produced t-shirts made from recycled cotton. The fabrics are produced in India from 60% recycled organic cotton and 40% recycled polyester. The cotton waste from normal production is saved ("salvaged") and shredded until broken into individual fibres. These are then blended with locally recycled polyester and spun into yarn. The knitting, dying and manufacturing are carried out in established facilities in Tamil Nadu, renowned for high ethical labour standards and low environmental impact. These products are certified under the Global Recycle Standard (GRS) and the Organic Content Standard (OCS), and carry the appropriate certification marks, licensed by the Control Union So the Ballon d’Or® NFT is based on pyrite ( yesterday’s Quote of the Day), famously known as ‘fool’s gold’? Perhaps less cryptowibble as extremely blatant foreshadowing that most publishers would reject as far too obvious. Maybe they could make it out of unobtanium next time?” – Phil Russell (and 1,056 others).

Suella Braverman disembarking from a plane in Rwanda. Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/PA Tofu-eating wokerati Send your letters to [email protected]. And you can always tweet The Fiver via @guardian_sport. Today’s winner of our prizeless letter o’ the day is … Ben Mostyn. Braverman’s statement that there was an ‘invasion on our southern coast’ prompted condemnation from migration charities. Photograph: Gareth Fuller/PA The ‘invasion’ of small boatsAlso feel free to share this hoodie with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy! More funny and satirical T-shirts and Hoodies from NewsThump