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From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day.

A poem which dangles the forbidden fruit of sexual gratification, but offers instead a cruel reality check. If declarations of undying love aren’t your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up. You could have short, naughty poems made into a piece of personalised artwork (though you might want to hide this one from the kids and any friends and visitors! By signing up you agree to receive communications from LoveToKnow and select partners in accordance with our Privacy Policy. Writing a sarcastic Valentine's Day poem or rhyme is a funny way to anti-celebrate the holiday with your partner, or to turn someone down in a cheeky way.You can imagine what the office is like, we would invite you to visit but you would probably never leave ever again and we are getting quite crowded now. Sinister, vengeful, dirty and sex obsessed are just a few of the epithets that could be applied to the poems; romantic they are most certainly not. If you really want to steam things up, try something new together with our 100 Kamasutra sex positions. We are sure that you will recommend this site to your friends if you like our database of Dirty Valentine Poems.

The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings. uk has compiled a list of the rudest, tongue-in-cheek-est, blush-inducing jokes for Valentine’s Day. Even if you and your partner share a common love of sarcastic wit, use this rude poem with caution or you could find yourself out in the cold this Valentine's day. Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. One could argue that pickup lines are some of the most effective tools for flirting that exist today, so perfecting your strategy is key to getting what you want.Perhaps you've received date offers or other offers from these guys or girls and while you've said no, they just aren't getting the message? Our collection of twisted valentines poems teeters on the edge of dirtiness, but this selection of dirty poems for Valentine's Day takes a step further into the abyss of depravity.