Welsh Jokes

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Cardiff had a player called Gerald Cordle playing on the wing. He went through a bad patch, dropping pass after pass with the try line at his mercy. When God was crafting Wales, he adorned it with sheep and cows for food and clothing. He gifted it with coal to keep its people warm. He bestowed rolling hills, enchanting valleys, and majestic mountains that reached the heavens.

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a sing song and lyrical language, unafraid to add extra words, and this explains some of the idiosyncrasies when Welshmen and Welsh women speak Eventually, with hundreds of men at their disposal, they managed to force him to retreat into a nearby cave. One man, who has asked not to be identified, told us he nearly went up in flames when he was celebrating his birthday at the Cilfynydd Inn many moons ago. He looked up to see a great palace with statues of Barry John and Gareth Edwards and a party in the garden had Brains SA flowing freely as the crowd watched Scott Gibbs scoring his try against England in 1999. He went to the Lord and said: “I don’t want to appear ungrateful - but why does Warren get the huge mansion?” We don't actually mean you won't get these unless you're Welsh; but if you are, you're guaranteed to appreciate them.

Some pubs may have changed over the years but when you visit them you'll always find one thing - laughter. And you'll find 19 of the best Welsh jokes here.

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Finishing their meal, the wife can't help but question the waitress. "Excuse me miss," asked the wife, "but can you settle an argument between my husband and me? Can you pronounce the name of where we are, but very slowly please." Dave explained: “Forget about a bus, train or taxi or even Shank’s Pony, this guzzled guy helped himself to a horse he spotted in a field.A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep A Camerasince Wales is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810and my Samsung8smartphone these days.