Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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Maybe there will be a change later on, but your MC is just a mindless eating machine with no morals. There really isn't any humor, imo. If that's your jam, go for it. This performance is well done in my opinion as said above I read it first and when I heard the male voice voicing the female characters for the first 5 min I was dubious, Jeff hays however has enough vocal range to carry the performance. It certainly does," James says, his voice lowering. Taking my ankle in both his hands, he starts massaging it, stroking my ankle, each time reaching slightly higher. This is a great, innovative new type of storytelling – that from the side of a monster protagonist. He’s more than just an antihero, he’s a certified, evil, people eating, gold grabbing, demon rising monstrosity – that you can’t help but route for. Prepare for having the meaning of the words ‘shinny’ and ‘tasty’ change forever in your eyes. This is a very different type of story told from the perspective of a greedy, evil, man-eating monster, and you can't help cheer for him along the way. Boxy is the funniest, most uncomplicated-complex character I've ever read, and as he…

My breathing becomes ragged as he looks me right in the eye and slowly slides both hands across my shoulders, slipping them underneath the straps of my top – then pulling them down roughly, making me gasp. I feel awful for reading as long as I did and sullied by the fact that I was regularly horny while reading. I quit when the MC rapes an ally, someone childlike, who he was training and who was relying on him to survive. Didnt even do it for any personal pleasure, just to level a skill an insubstantial amount. I seen this in my recommendations in my kindle store. It kept appearing finally I thought why not and I was not disappointed in fact it introduced me to litrpgs I since got this audio version and I am now a patron of the author.

Heading to the shoe boutique near New Bond Street where I work as a manager, I can barely concentrate on my work. All I can think about is JW. Pressing me against the tube train doors, my legs wrapped around him as he thrusts me harder and harder against them. Sliding his hand slowly up my thigh in the rush-hour crush, slipping his fingers deftly inside me. Watching me intently as I kneel between his spread legs, taking him deep into my throat, the vibrations of the train helping him shudder to orgasm. Style - The style is simple, but effective. The author isn't trying to do anything too complicated, but the simple style allows the humor to come through easily. Overall - I have only words of praises for the story. Once you start reading, you won't stop. It's starts with Title and Synapsis, so misleading and yet so fitting, and only gets better later on. Of course, I'm far too British to do anything about it. As soon as John Wood steps onto the train, I stare at my book and force my face into a look of intense interest. I'm always grateful for the anonymity of Kindles in those situations, seeing as mine is full to bursting with slushy romances. Is this part of the treatment?" I ask, surprised at how husky my voice has become within seconds of him touching me.

Grammar - Nothing to say here. Any spelling or grammar errors are minor enough that they amount to stylistic things or attempts to inject accents into the writing, like when a Southerner says "Y'all."Style - Easy on the eye. Just please, pay attention to what you are reading. There are a lot of clever jokes, it would be a pity if you miss some of them. Hard to say where the inspiration came from. I don't think there's a single source, it just stems from my IRL experiences and whatever media I've consumed prior to and during writing. But, if I had to point to something in particular, it would probab Jeff Hays' performance was outstanding, it really suited the book. He had great comedic timing and just delivered those deadpan lines perfectly. He performed different voices for each character, including female voices, and there were some awesome sound effects. It just brought the whole thing up a notch, the book would have been a fun read, but the narration made it a hilarious listen. Found love yet, then?" he asks, peering over the edge of my Kindle. "I suppose Manhattan is as good a place as any to find it." Unfortunately the book then takes a turn for the distasteful with copious sexism and misogyny. Given the title of the book and cover I was expecting, and indeed looking forward to, a good selection of silly puns, juvenile humour and the like, but regretfully the writing strayed beyond lighthearted fun and into gratuitous and creepy - one particular section was so deeply unpleasant I decided I had no choice but to stop listening.

Something like that," JW replies, his mouth twisting into a seriously sexy sideways smile. My mind refusing to keep things clean, I wonder if slowly shedding my clothes in front of him might produce a similar reaction. My thoughts carry on wandering in an entirely unsuitable direction until JW suddenly nudges me.Careful," JW laughs as I stumble towards him, my legs barely able to keep me upright. I'm grateful, then, for the swaying of the train – the perfect excuse to disguise the fact that I'm melting inside, lust gripping my mind and body.

None of which is likely to happen, of course. Not while I'm too shy even to catch his eye. There's no reason to assume today will be any different. As we reach St John's Wood, I see him standing there as usual, examining the toe of a scuffed brown brogue. As usual, I smile, before straightening my face as he slides into the carriage. Then... a distinctly unusual wave of panic as, instead of taking up his usual position, JW strides towards me.

I have read a significant fraction of the work and the more I read the worse it got. Not the writing, the tone and what was endorsed by this fiction. However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!