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Slaves were sadly worked to death in the 17th and 18th centuries. They thought that after death, their spirits would be released into an afterlife and set free. Instead, they were sentenced to roam the Hispaniola farms in their undead bodies for the rest of their lives. As a result, the zombie was born. Let’s take a look at why zombies and their jokes are so hilarious.

Here is a list of funny zombie apocalypse jokes and even better zombie apocalypse puns that will make you laugh with friends. We know that a single zombie is scary, but did you know that a row of zombies forms something even scarier? Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?This entire year I was looking forward to being Tom Petty for Halloween But now going as a zombie is just to basic Zombies are indeed no laughing matter. But, that doesn’t mean they can’t be the main topic of a few mean zombie jokes! Here is our top list of zombie dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about zombies, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this zombie humor with others. Did you hear about the pair of expensive earrings that was BFFs with a zombie? Diamonds are a ghoul's best friend.

Did you know, zombies don’t eat popcorn with their fingers? They like to eat their fingers separately. A zombie quote is much like zombie jokes, you never know when it might come in handy. Here's a list of some funny zombie joke-based quotes. So enough of making jokes about the undead. Time to let the zombies speak isn't it? Hear it from the funny zombies themselves: This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Zombie Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.

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My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween. She put it on and said, "Am I menacing?" This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire. "People are dying to get in." What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend? You're dead to me! Funny Zombie Puns Here's a list of jokes that can be converted into zombie one-liners straight from the dead-end streets of Hell: I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood- the works. Zombie? I guessed.

Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy I always thought zombies ate popcorn with their fingers, but it turns out they eat the fingers separately. Undead Puns From Beyond The Grave During the zombie apocalypse, what would be the most secure place on earth? Washington DC. They haven't got any brains down there. What did the zombies say when asked why they haven't risen yet? The zombie say that someone has been dragging at that task for quite a long time. It wouldn't be a proper zombie joke list without hearing from the undead. When it comes to Halloween puns, sometimes it's the zombies being the funny ones.Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover? southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.

If you're looking for something to get the spooky laughs going this Halloween, zombie puns are dead funny. That's why we've written this chilling list of creepy zombie jokes. From Halloween puns to the zombie apocalypse, we've got all the funniest puns to make even the undead laugh. If you are still looking for more, why not take a look at these skeleton jokes for more Halloween laughs? Funny Halloween Zombie PunsIt was only after I'd shot the fifth zombie... ...that I started to wonder why they were all carrying little bags of candy with them. There may not have been that much to laugh about in 2020, but this list of funny zombie names and hilarious Halloween puns will resurrect your sense of humor for sure.