Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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I met a gothic storyteller recently, and she said her tales have a “ghost” of a chance to leave you sleeping with the lights on.

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Once, a goth walked into a bar. The bartender asked, “Why the long face?” The goth replied, “I was born this way.” I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth. Just a little Goth humor, some lines are excellent, some are lame, and I know very few members are going to understand them, but the hell, Im posting them :) : Once, a goth met a ghost in a haunted house. The ghost asked, “Why are you here?” The goth responded, “I heard this place was hip and haunted.” By the late 80s and 90s, the music and look had caught on all over the world: Brazil, Mexico, Japan, Indonesia, Scandanavia. Anywhere there's internet, basically.

What do gothic bats organize every year? A dark night’s gala. Playfully Dark Jokes (Gothic Puns Galore)The gothic athlete embraced the night sky as his playground, running in darkness while shining like a star. READ MORE: Tesco, Morrisons and Sainsbury's issue urgent product recalls for soup, pet food and more Frank N. Stein’s Repair Shop (Frank N. Stein’s is a play on “Frankenstein,” a classic gothic novel)

Dressing inappropriately for the weather/task at hand is something that folk seem to think Goths are awesome at. While naturally this does happen-an internet’s worth of images tells us so-Sweaty Puddle Goth is an as-yet to be recognised subtype of the traditional group, and so pics like this usually amuse me.

I'm so goth...

Night-Rider’s Bookstore (Night-Rider’s is a play on “Night Rider,” a term often associated with gothic literature) I went to the cemetery to visit my favorite writer’s grave, but I guess he was just a ghost writer after all. Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's The Chaser' - Ste Swift (and pretty much everyone else)