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Consultant gynecologist Dr Pandelis Athanasias says “there’s no such thing as a normal vagina – they naturally vary in size, shape or colour.”

This term, meaning one who engages in self, erm, stimulation, is a milder version of w**ker, which – perhaps you’ve noticed this too - Americans have recently adopted but serially misuse. They seem to think it’s one of those British slurs that doubles as a term of endearment. It’s not. The idea that women are turning away from pleasure because they’re worried about what they look, smell and taste like has unearthed a fundamental message for Laura. My vulva is happy and majestic. It’s heart-shaped and it isn’t one colour, there are different shades of brown. It’s kind of tidy, but it’s also an organised mess. I think there’s something really powerful about having the opportunity to look at yourself in more detail. It gives you a different appreciation for your body.I first met Laura, a photographer from Surrey, in 2015 following her exploration of 100 women’s relationships with their breasts. College was never like this, and you never had a classmate quite as hot as the stunning Emerald Skky. Famous for being a college MILF , Emerald clearly has some lessons to teach, and her students are standing by to lap it up. Emerald loves to chat with her fans and followers, and she is one of the most engaging and friendly of the redhead OnlyFans models. Some of the best redhead only fans are also the most engaging, and that is certainly true when it comes to the beautiful Emerald Skky. We played our usual games, splashing each other, helicoptering ourselves in front of others, and just having a good time. Another troop comes in and starts stripping down and showering. We exchange small talk (the water is nice, what troop are you from, can i borrow some shampoo, etc.), and as we're doing so, an older red-headed dude, probably around 16 years old gets into the shower across the room from me.

It’s mild and reassuringly vintage but roam a UK school playground on your own looking miserable and you might still have this barked at you from across the tarmac. Shout this at an American loner kid, however, and he’ll assume you’re a lunatic. Red head only fans accounts do not come any hotter than this, and this gal is sure to set your heart afire. The redhead OnlyFans platform is very much a cosmopolitan place, with international representation from all over the globe. If you love the exotic looks and stunning beauty of Brazilians, you have come to the right place. Redheads may not be common here, but that just makes EuRedHead that much hotter and her OnlyFans account more desirable. Having endometriosis means that my periods are irregular and can be excruciating. It’s like a hot, burning sensation in my uterus that radiates throughout the lower half of my body, into my hips and down into my knees. People think I’m exaggerating, but sometimes I can’t work. I also get a sudden sharp shooting pain in my vagina, which catches me off guard. It’s exhausting having to live with a level of pain that never really goes away.

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Even though she refers to it as the hardest part of the project, Laura believes including so many of these harrowing experiences adds to the impact of her message – because there is no singular female experience.

I continued having pain, but I kept being told it was normal. It turned out I have endometriosis, uterine polyps and fibroids, which was a blow on top of a missing ovary. The really big deal was finding out that if I waited too long, I would be unlikely to conceive naturally, if at all. Later, a BBC report about girls as young as nine seeking labiaplasty – surgery that involves the lips of the vagina being shortened or reshaped – because they were distressed by its appearance, had Laura reaching for her camera again. “The idea that girls and young women think their vagina is ugly and want to change how it looks is just wrong, and sad.”

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I didn’t grow up with my father but I thought he was incredible. When I was a teenager, I’d go and spend the weekend with him. One night he got into bed with me and started touching me. The next day I confronted him. His reasoning was that he wanted me to realise that I had a beautiful body and that sex was a wonderful thing. I was like, ‘You’re not the right person to be teaching me any of this because you’re my father.’ The labia minora are usually first, and sometimes more prominent during the early stages. But it can be hard to find accurate information about this.” I have seen, touched, indeed worshipped many vulvas. And yet I have never had the courage to look at my own. I have identified as a lesbian most of my life. I desperately wanted to be a boy as a child. I hated my body, my gender, for many years. Since then I have come full circle to a place of love and reverence for who I am – and what I am made of. When a British Goldman Sacs employee resigned last year in an open letterand said that some colleagues in London had called their clients “muppets”, Americans at the firm were left wondering what he meant. Brits have borrowed Jim Henson’s name for furry, be-stringed critters and tweaked it to mean someone who’s stupid, gullible and incapable of independent thought. Let’s not mention this to Miss Piggy.

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