The Funniest Cricket Quotes: Humorous Quotations For All Sports Fans (Funniest Sports Quotes)

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While this isn’t necessarily impossible, this would have been a very unfortunate incident that would have ended Gus Logie’s career.

England have no McGrathish bowlers, there are hardly any McGrathish bowlers, except for [Glenn] McGrath" - Stuart Law Bill [Frindall] needs a small ruler. How about the Sultan of Brunei? I hear he is only four foot ten" - Brian JohnstonIt was rather a pity Ellis got run out at 1107, because I was just striking a length" - Arthur Mailey, who took 4-362 during Victoria's record score

One day soon afterward, Vaughany is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, 'Michael................Michael' Trevor Bailey was a long-time colleague of Brian Johnston’s at Radio 3’s Test Match Special and this is one of many memorable lines. John Snagge I think we are all slightly down in the dumps after another loss. We may be in the wrong sign…Venus may be in the wrong juxtaposition with somewhere else The only change England would propose might be to replace Derek Pringle, who remains troubled by no balls" - The Times While Agnew claims the quote, it’s made famous by co-commentator Brian Johnston who couldn’t speak for laughing in the aftermath of this ‘accidental’ gaffe. Richie BenaudI feel so bad about mine now I'm going to tie it around the cat" - Geoffrey Boycott, dismayed at the award of an MBE to Paul Collingwood for scoring 17 runs in the 2005 Ashes series What do I think of the reverse sweep? It's like Manchester United getting a penalty and Bryan Robson taking it with his head" - David Lloyd Kid yourself it's Sunday, Rev, and keep your hands together" - Fred Trueman after Revd David Sheppard dropped a succession of catches If you could bowl as well as you talk, you wouldn’t be the 12th man’ replied Shastri aptly. 29. “Tarzan is swinging so much, someone get him Jane.” 30. “Swinging like a rusty gate” 31. “More edges than a ream of paper” 32. “Biscuits”