101 Fun Things to do in Retirement: An Irreverent, Outrageous & Funny Guide to Life After Work

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Retirement is when you finally have time to do all the things you’ve never had time to do before. Except for the things that require a lot of physical activity.”– Unknown As the name suggests, Early Retirement Extreme outlines extreme frugality for financial independence. Coldplay's singer Chris Martin has spent weeks working with an important stylist. They have come up with an exciting look for the band's new tour. These captions can be adapted to suit your personal style and humor, and are a great way to announce your retirement or document your journey into retirement. What are some funny retirement comments?

Retirement: The time in your life when you finally realize that it’s okay to sleep in on a weekday.”– UnknownOld Age: A Beginner's Guide" by Michael Kinsley: This book is a funny and insightful look at the challenges and opportunities of aging, with a focus on the issues that matter most to seniors, such as health, finances, and relationships.

Retirement is the time in your life when you can finally start living your life like it’s golden, or at least brass.”– Unknown Read Early Retirement Extreme. 10. You’re Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children by Dr. Seuss Retirement is when you can finally hang up your uniform and start wearing your ‘I’m retired’ t-shirt everywhere you go.”– UnknownRetirement is when you can finally start acting your age, instead of pretending to be a responsible adult.”– Unknown After spending so much of their adult life working, retirees suddenly have excess free time. Bellah’s guide lists a large variety of general and specific post-retirement ideas. For example, he suggests writing a novel and visiting the world’s highest cog train. 1001 Fun Things To Do in Retirement is ideal for any retiree looking for post-work inspiration. Got some time on your hands? Then why not make yourself a cup of tea, grab a biscuit and settle down in your favourite armchair to read this unputdownable guide to The Quiet Night In . . . Notable Quote: “I was the class clown. My professional goal was to be silly and irresponsible and actually get paid for it.” These quotes celebrate the joy of retirement and encourage people to make the most of their newfound freedom. What are some words of wisdom quotes for retirement?

Retirement: the only time in your life when it’s acceptable to do nothing and not feel guilty about it.” Ryan has decided this is not fair for a reason that will become no clearer over the next six days of his going on and on about it. Retirement is when you can finally tell the difference between a rifle and a fishing rod.”– Unknown Retirement is the time in your life when you can finally stop pretending that you know what you’re doing.”– UnknownRetirement is when you can finally use your handcuffs to restrain your grandkids.”– Unknown Funny Retirement Quotes For Cards

There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen. Some call it retirement. I call it bliss.”– Betty Sullivan Retirement: the time when you stop working at a job and start working on your golf swing.”– UnknownThe essential guide for those looking to reinvent themselves starting next week, next month or next year . . . Retirement is like a never-ending happy hour, except you don’t have to worry about going to work hungover the next day.”– Unknown Funny Retirement Quotes For Cake Over the years, Gareth has bought his sister Kelly every possible birthday present he can find related to the film he remembers her enjoying in 1989. Retirement is the time in your life when you can finally say, ‘I’m not bossy, I’m the boss’.”– Unknown