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A: If you’re reading this guide cover-to-cover, it’s not really. Leafos will drop hints almost constantly about variants or alternate ways to acquire piñatas, and is thus fairly helpful if you’re playing the game without help. If you’re merely reading this Q&A section rather than copying down all the info in the Piñata Encyclopedia section, then Leafos will be invaluable to finding all the little nuances of the game. Otherwise, you can safely ignore her, or beat the crap out of her with your shovel... your choice as always. Jizz Game – Spin the balls to determine your fate. Will it be four pumps towards the face, or two in the mouth? Fill the willy with whatever you like, if you’ve had enough practice it will soon show… The best approach is to figure out what upset the piñatas that much in the first place and stop it from happening again. Piñatas fight when they are sad, so make sure you’ve built houses for everyone. Also feed your piñatas some Happy Candy now and then to keep some amount of peace. Placing a Red Eye Rainbow (buyable from Ivor) in the garden will help reduce tension among all species and piñatas, but it’s not a prevention tool in and of itself. Boner Baking – Ready, set, bake! Make sure – like everything else at you hen party – the cake is phallic shaped by using our Willy Cake Pans. Our Naughty Cupcake Set will be the cherry on top (or the butler in buff) of the cake – oh boy, your girls will be impressed.

We know that a lot of our hens want their families to join in on the action. Whether that’s your grandma, mum, sister, crazy auntie Sue or your second cousin twice removed – we have something which will get them fighting for first place. Let’s hope no one gets too ruthless and competitive before the wedding…Tasty Treats - Let’s be honest, your eyes are on the prize. The exciting prospect of an abundance of classic childhood sweets and willy straws flying around the room has you ready to pounce. As soon as the big boy shows its first signs of wear, you’ll sweep up underneath it with your mouth wide open. Bon appetite! What, that’s not specific enough? Okay, well, the basic way to gain XP is to do something you haven’t done before. That means growing new plants, or attracting new species, or getting the Master Romancer award. X-rated eggs – Cook the girls an epic breakfast to cure their hangovers with our Willy Shaped Food Fryer. This will get all the hens eggcited! Why not throw it in a few sausages too?

Pin the Junk on the Hunk – We’ve all heard of pin the tail on the donkey - this versions is a little more risqué (to say the least). We have over 10 different versions of Pin the Willy – some are more realistic than others. You should be fine, you’re used to finding it in the dark. If you sell off all your piñatas of a species, it may appear and visit again, but you never know when that would happen. It might just be wiser at that point to tap into the hunter’s services. Q: My piñatas keep fighting with each other! How do I tell them to stop? All piñatas need a place to call home. Housing provides a safe and private space for piñatas, where they can rest or romance. In fact, building a house for a species is one of its Romance requirements.

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How Well Do You Know The Bride Cards – These are essential for any classy hen party. This game is great for all ages, and all relationships to the bride. Not only are these cards super affordable, but they help to break the ice between the girls who may not know each other so well. There’s nothing like a bit of healthy competition - the girl who knows the most about the bride wins a prize (let’s hope your mum doesn’t let you down too much)! Selling a house lowers the happiness for all piñatas of that species. If you sell a house that has an unhatched egg, the egg will be destroyed!

Time to release that pre-wedding stress with our fabulous range of willy piñatas.Finally, a penis that provides some satisfaction. Give it a bash..And of course no hen night would be complete without some lovely Hen Night Sashes for the bride and her girls. We have some beautiful Floral Sashes for the style-conscious group. That’s one for the Bride to Be, and of course the Hens, too. Get Partying Now this isn't a piñata you'd bring out for a family birthday, as this cheeky chappie has a rude little surprise ready to just pop out - but we are confident it will leave you in stitches! Let’s be honest, there are much tastier things than male genitalia in the world, but what is a hen party without a weenie bit of willy. The Mystery Home should show up in the Housing list (not Special Buildings), once you've got a Rashberry. It should initially appear as Mystery Home (with a ? icon or Pigxie icon).

The kinds of games you incorporate at your hen party depends on what type of occasion it is and who is planning on attending. Whether you’ve got the whole extended family involved or the friends all the way from pre-school to university – we’ve got a game for you. Everyone will be best of friends in perfect time for the wedding. A Family Affair

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If any of the squares are simply a red X, that means the garden is actually less than its minimal size. The requirements don’t want 4% of your CURRENT garden, they want 4% of your WHOLE garden. That means it’s basically impossible to attract any of the aquatic creatures, such as the Chippopatamus, until you max out your garden size. Q: How useful is Leafos’s information? Secret missions – Become a bond girl by taking part in missions across the town. It wouldn’t be a hen do without embarrassing yourselves a bit, right? In the Console version, Willy says "butty" instead of "sandwich" in "Morning, guv. I'd offer you a bacon sandwich, but I've just eaten the last one.". The text has been fixed in the PC version. A: The first step is to not panic, because generally Sours can’t do enough damage to really disrupt you (unlike Ruffians or Professor Pester). Look up the Sour’s entry in our encyclopedia to see what effect the Sour has on your garden, and prepare for that. Then, what you should do is drop everything to try to tame it. This will not only prevent any other Sour of that species from showing up, but it will open a new species for you to play with and gain awards for. Hen do games don’t always have to be bright pink and fluffy. There’s plenty of options for those of you who wouldn’t be caught dead in a rhinestone tiara.