Swifty: My Life and Good Times

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I know you won't take my advice, Mr Van Gogh, but after cutting your ear off, I think you should go to jail," said Tom unconvincingly; "-- or perhaps sign yourself in to a home," he added noncommittally. Swifty King was convicted of a crime that he did not commit. Yet, in a strange twist, it was the best thing that happened to him. He struggles between love and hate for the father figure who caused him to go to jail while he gains more from “the man” than Artie Leonardo took from him.

Swifty King gets lonesome, so he invited his pal Kyle Faust into the “advice” business. It turns out that Kyle fits well because they are both a little nuts. Since the leftmost bit of a normalized mantissa is always 1, let's just omit it," said Tom significantly. In addition to this exciting acquisition which should add substantial value for Swifty’s Shareholders, the company is progressing well with its EMI banking license strategy. This will enable the issuing of Virtual banking cards from the Swifty Wallet when Swifty’s larger integrated Fintech solution materialises in the medium to long-term. Given that Swifty is planning an aggressive expansion into the Fintech arena, the company is exploring several complimentary Fintech acquisition opportunities, which it plans to complete after the launch of its sports predictions app. Swifty Global is a technology company focused on creating groundbreaking solutions in the Financial and Sports Betting Sectors. I wish you wouldn't crucify him, but I'm washing my hands of the matter," said Pontius Pilate wishy-washily.I dislike arguments because I hurt my hand banging my fist on the table," complained Tom meta-carpally. I won't be on time for the Christmas party because some joker put glue on the bottoms of my shoes," Tom gesticulated. A reporter asked Winston Churchill, "What do you think of the prediction that by the year 2000, women will rule the world?" "Hmmm, they still will, eh?" replied Churchill misdirectedly. In their quest, the boys use another former adversary as bait and almost get her and Swifty killed. Kyle takes out his first bad guys, and both guys screw up their love lives. What’s new? Just another (figurative) day at the office for Swifty and Kyle. This time, their office turns out to have the smell of cordite and salt.

I've declared the variable X so that its value is saved from one procedure invocation to the next," said Tom ecstatically. The French expression for 'There's a green worm in my glass' is 'Il y a un ver vert dans mon verre'," said Tom reverently. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her," said Agatha Christie virtuosically. I don't HAVE to do this for a living," said Mary tartly. "It's a business to do pleasure with you."The value of my waterfront property would increase if the U.S. and Canadian governments could agree to de-pollute the lake," said Tom in a superior manor. Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart," say the synoptic Gospels. A prostitute says 'Aren't you finished yet?', a nymphomaniac says 'Is that all?', and a wife says 'Beige... we should definitely paint the ceiling beige'," was Tom's off-colour joke. The adventures are never in short supply with Swifty Inc., and neither are the convoluted switches and changes. Come join Swifty and the Terrorists again!