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Barcelona fans threw a severed pig’s head at Real Madrid’s Luis Figo while he was taking a corner at Camp Nou. And the Spurs fan was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and hit that Arsenal bastard again, harder.' One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven's waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. Whether it's daft conversations overheard on the bus, bizarre sights spotted in town or hilarious comments at the match, everyone has their own story of the moments that show off Scousers' sense of humour. We might be slightly biased - but it is true that people from Liverpool always manage to find the funny side of things.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Manchester United supporter. They served search warrants on his home and office, confiscated his computer, laptop, and mobile phone, and froze his bank account. A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions. The first passenger is Cristiano Ronaldo: I’m the world’s best footballer, and my fans still need me. He takes one parachute and jumps. Queen Elizabeth sat through Hitler, the Cold war, and the threat of Nuclear war but watching Ronaldo play in the Europa League is where she drew the line.Despite its illustrious history and optimistic future, Arsenal has seen periods of drought in recent years when it comes to major trophies. This has led to a surge in jokes and banter aimed at the club, with rival fans often poking fun at Arsenal’s recent challenges. The camaraderie and playful competitiveness of football culture mean these jokes are almost a rite of passage, reflecting the highs and lows of supporting a team. A man arrives at the gates of heaven, where St. Peter greets him and asks, “Before I let you in, I must ask you what you have done in your life that was particularly good.”
Albertto Michael said :”Saw a boss documentary on turtles last night, so went to buy a book on them today.Simply translated as ‘are you having a laugh?’ If someone has done something particularly stupid, they will be asked this question in a particularly insulting tone. Blert The Afghan striker was a little puzzled by this and summed up the courage to say “Excuse me, Mr. Erik ten Hag, but I speak very good English.” No-one can tell a joke quite like a Scouser and people from Liverpool after often known for having a brilliant sense of humour. Made famous by Brookside, this was Jimmy Corkhill’s put-down of choice. The word has two possible origins - one theory is that it’s an abbreviation of the 1950s Unemployment Dividend and was used to describe someone who didn’t have a job.
Thatcher's dead, Fergie's retired and Liverpool are going to win the league. Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left. These were all the best Everton jokes after their dramatic 4-0 defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside derby on Wednesday night. The second passenger is Elon Musk: I am the founder of SpaceX and king of the electric vehicle (EV) industry. – I’m an influence. He takes another one and jumps. A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card that says, “This man is asthmatic please do not take his breath.’ So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then pulls out another card which read ‘This man is anemic, please do not take his blood.” Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
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After Tom Thumb's conference, he came out smiling and said, "It's all right, I am the world's smallest man".
Yes,” St Peter replied, “I agree that was a truly brave act.” Could you please tell me when this happened?” Hats off to Jürgen Klopp. He’s become a proper scouser, someone the fans can really relate to and hail as one of their own. I was always wary of that as a player there: keeping an eye on people, don't get carried away because you know what this game can do to you.
There were a couple of jokes that came up over and over again in the comments, which plenty of Scousers will have heard them before.
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