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How do you make a manager laugh at a meeting? Tell a budget joke – it’s all about “cents” of humor. Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students here!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny, you think you're stupid?" Why did the HR professional bring a compass to work? They wanted to navigate through all the HR policies.
Why did the hipster wear a scarf in the summer? Because he was cold before it was cool. 42. Late for work
Why do you have a sandwich named Kevin on your desk?""It's for my lunch break, but he also helps with my spreadsheets!" A: A workaholic is someone who loves their job so much they can’t leave it at the office, and a workplaceholic is someone who can’t leave their job at the office! Firefighter 2: It’s fine. It’s just the HR handing out waivers to the employees who are still in the building. Tom: No worries! It’s been documented in your employment record. In bold red text. And highlighted in yellow. I think it is unfair to blame the HR for how the Job Description (JD) is framed. The management team is the one that should be cognizant of the fact that you cannot expect a 20-year long veteran in the field to apply for a junior position and take a pay cut. Who would do that?! You might want to raise your hiring standards and have a handle on what to expect. 45. Now Hiring 👀
How does an HR manager organize a company picnic? They make sure to hire a professional food tester to ensure the potato salad isn’t too “HR-risky”! Then the owner said, "Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it."
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No matter how important they are, they are still under-appreciated. You might want to be more appreciative of what they do for the organization. Why did the HR manager bring a parachute to work? They wanted to be prepared for all the employee complaints that might come their way. This is how HRs feel every year, not just 2020. Every day is a challenge. THIS IS SPARTAAAA! Wrapping up… I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said, "yes, if I made up the time." I said, "sure, it's twenty past fourteen." Team building activities can be a huge headache for HRs as they are the ones who work on it. The above meme is the perfect example of how HRs need to slog the extra hours to get it right. What’s your favorite team-building activity? 29. Here we go again 🫡
How about an office-wide game of ‘Find the Coffee Mug’? It’s like hide-and-seek, but with caffeine!” Why was the HR manager always a great dancer? Because they had to “waltz” through so many HR issues. I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once. 47. The half-full glass The truth is, you don’t need uproariously hilarious jokes to spark smiles at work. A simple pun or lighthearted one-liner is usually all it takes. Of course, you do have to make sure the humor is office-appropriate and not offensive.Why did the HR manager become a hairstylist? They wanted to make sure everyone was cut out for the job. The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.
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