Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake

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Screw these analogies, okay? What he's saying is that you are gonna be so bad at sex the first time that you don't wanna have sex with someone you like, 'cause they'll think you're a weirdo for being so lame at it. So you wanna have sex with "hood rats" so that by the time you get to a girl that you do like, you won't be terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it. [ pause] Probably still pretty bad, though. after Andy gets promoted to Floor Manager] This is the bullshit of all bullshits! You scumbag! Ass kisser! You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it. David: You know sometimes, Amy and I would make love and it was almost like we weren't two people. We were two spirits or something. Our souls were connected in this way, I can't-can't describe it, time stood still. It was like we were sharing the same heart. Jay: Stop, man! Why do you always come in and kill the vibe with those things?! "Sharing the same heart", that's like some Britney Spears shit! There's three grown-ass men here, we don't need to hear that shit! Cincinnati bow-tie is a term that originated in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. It is used to describe the style of dress worn by the city’s young, hip inhabitants. It usually consists of a dress shirt with a bow-tie, usually in a bright color, and a pair of khakis or jeans. The style is often seen as a way to express individuality and also to stand out from the crowd. The bow-tie is also a symbol of Cincinnati’s culture, as it is seen as a symbol of the city’s pride. Bow Tie Meaning Slang

Giuliana DePandi(2006). Think Like a Guy: How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One. St. Martin's Griffin. p.51. ISBN 978-0312354374. It’s never too early for a father to teach his son about sex. So as soon as your boy can talk, make certain he knows how to say, and appropriately use, the phrases "doggy-style," "donkey punch," and "popping her cherry."After crashing through a billboard on his bike] There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally. And what of the bolo tie, then? Well, we wouldn’t recommend it for all situations. However, if you do happen to be in the southwestern United States, particularly one of the states that’s officially sanctioned this style, then we think you could experiment with wearing it. It would probably work best though if the rest of your outfit is similarly western-inspired, but not over-the-top or costumey but rather more subtle and traditional. Conclusion

As a regular wearer of several of these “Ties for the Bold,” I probably could write an essay, but I do want to make some comments. I regularly wear ascots of both types, and regularly receive positive comments, and have taught other men how to tie them. Of course, I also find myself teaching people how to tie bow ties as well. The day after the poker game when Andy walks into the store. The wall of TVs shows a video of women in bathing suits washing cars] Andy is goin' down, partner! We're gonna be [ starts humping air] This is for you partner, this is for you! [ referring to the women on the screen] Waves of them are gonna be comin' at you on Friday, Saturday. By Sunday yo nuts gonna be drained!Look, I dated this girl, and it was the best four months of my life. Then she went down on this guy, in an Escalade, I think. Paula: [ About David's video camera antics] He's performing a public colonoscopy. Isn't that sweet?

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them! reading his novel aloud while typing it] "But dad..I don't know how to love..you never taught..taaaught me how.." Deuce Bigalow: Do you really think that all a woman wants, is for some man to give her a "Mud Pretzel", "Turkish Snow Cone", or an..."Irish Facial"? referring to letting Andy hang out with them] I don't wanna end up a lampshade in some creepy apartment...If I have to hear " Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground. Beth and Andy are drunk at her place] Andy: You know what? I'm just going to have sex with you. Beth: Yes! Let's have sex. Andy: It's going to happen. Beth: That's why we are here. Andy: That's totally what's going to happen. Beth: We could do it in the butt, if you want to. Andy: But, if I want to what? Beth: Butt. Andy: But what? What? Beth: Do it. Andy: Do it? Beth: What? Andy: I don't know what you're talking about. Beth: Butt. Andy: But, what? Beth: What? Andy: But, it still feels so right.

The act of a male putting seran wrap around his face, and a female deficating on the seran wrap. It allows the male to feel the heat of said poo. after Andy tells him he's going to tell Trish he's a virgin] You should totally tell her, man...'Cause I watched this movie called Liar, Liar and the message was "Don't lie."...and that was a smart movie. the night after Jay gets Andy a hooker who turns out to be a transvestite] Jay: Wait, how do you know she was a transvestite? Andy: Because her hands were as big as Andre The Giant's. And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls. Jay: So you have no proof. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005), directed by Mike Bigelow; written by Harris Goldberg, Rob Schneider, David Garrett, and Jason Ward. Jordan Tate(2007). The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms. St. Martin’s Press. p.34. ISBN 0312362986.Being bitter about Amy] If she wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody... well, hey, that's love. Response to Jay's girlfriend's sonogram video everyone watches in the store] It looks like a Poltergeist.