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Coffee cures the cranky monster in me. 90. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You drank my coffee. Prepare to die!" Don't expect much until this happens. 59. "I need at least one more cup of coffee before I like anyone today."

Can you ... not? 77. "There is no life without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all." You can never get enough coffee. 57. "May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee." It keeps me out of trouble. 89. "I drink coffee because, without it, I'm basically a 2-year-old whose blankie is in the washer." When you're finally feeling like a person again. 55. "Sometimes I write 'drink coffee' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something in a day." You can't deny me my coffee! It's my right! 80. "Coffee is vital to your survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look at how that turned out."

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So I'd wait to say anything to me. 60. "Touch my coffee and I'll slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you." le gasp. 96. "When your boss starts giving you tasks to do as soon as you walk in, and you haven't even finished your first cup of coffee." It's an important step. 85. "I think I need one of those medical alert bracelets that says 'Probably needs coffee.'" It's a next-level experience. 83. "Sometimes you meet people who change you for the better. These people are called baristas." What are you thinking?! 67. "Life without coffee is like something without something. Sorry, I haven't had any coffee yet."

So obviously we need it. Like now. 81. "Yeah? Well maybe coffee is addicted to me. Ever think of that??" Confidence is key to a great morning. 72. "Coffee? First let me sing you the song of my people. BRBRBRBRBR." Why Buying A Daily Coffee Treat Is A Totally Okay Financial Decision 76. "Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee... or my afternoon, evening, or nighttime... You know what, just don't talk, ever." RELATED: This Is What Happens When You Drink Coffee Before You Work Out 79. "They may take away my sugar, alcohol, dairy, grains and beans, but they shall never take away my coffee!"No talking until this happens. 49. "Me before coffee. Soft demon, warm demon, little ball of hate."