No One Rides For Free: An Extreme Novella

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Eddie’s still fumbling for something to talk to Steve about—he’s never been good at small talk. It never seems genuine, just awkward and shallow. He’d rather gouge his eyes out than talk about the weather. Mikey stares up at me, a dumbfounded expression on his face. “Yeah? You remember. So why are you wanting to do it now?” I lift off of him and turn around, facing his feet. “Tap my thigh if you’re about to die, okay?” I ask as I look over my shoulder at him, slapping the side of my thigh in example. So is that where the whole “moon mask” thing came from?”” David continues his line of questioning, ignoring Mikey’s dream talk. Oh no no no, you held your breath! The toll was that you had to SMELL a fart, you were struggling because you weren’t breathing, you’re disqualified!” I scold.

He wanted to call me a bad babysitter, so I decided to show him the SITTING part of babysitting. >:)” C’mon Munson, I was just telling Billy here you’ve got the best weed in town. He says it won’t compare to the stuff you can get in Cali, you gonna live that down?” Time? Oh you mean time left. Allie?” I show David the front of the phone. “It’s about 3:00 more minutes, buddy. You got this. I know you can do it.” David encourages.Eddie may be gay and a virgin, but he’s not stupid. “Oh I see, get your date scared and then distract her, classic move.” There’s an awkward silence in the room. “Wow babe, you workshop that all night or something?” David laughs at my corny joke.

PDF / EPUB File Name: No_one_rides_for_free_-_Judith_sonnet.pdf, No_one_rides_for_free_-_Judith_sonnet.epubWait,” Steve says, and Eddie has another moment of panic that Steve is going to want to say that they should stop, but Steve’s hands are sliding under Eddie’s shirt and pulling it up. “Take this off too.”

He mouths the word “Sorry” to me and shrugs. I feel Mikey struggling much harder now I hope he doesn’t get carpet burn from all the shaking he’s doing. I don’t want to have to explain that to mom. How to handle this? Mmm okay. But I’m pausing the timer and you have to use that air to tell me how great my farts smell. So on a scale of 1-10, one being a flower and ten being the worst thing you’ve ever smelled”

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That’s more like it, you want a ride to see her right?” I feel Mikey’s nose move up and down. It was a strange sensation that I had come to realize meant he was nodding in the affirmative. Yeah, sorry, I’m fine, I’ve just… never done that before so I wasn’t ready,” Steve shoots him a bashful smile. No one to get,” replies Steve, so soft Eddie barely catches it. “You think I want anyone seeing me like this?” he spits out harsher, but there’s no real bite to his words. No spoilers. 2 1/2 stars. I'm going to have to look at book blurbs a little more closely in the future...