Naughty Nuns

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The defictionalized fake trailer Machete (originally from Grindhouse) features Lindsay Lohan in a nun's habit. It should be noted that 1. she wound up in the habit out of necessity, and 2. the most naughty thing she did while wearing it is shoot the man that killed her father.

Knight Carim, Sister Schach, and later, Sein, Otto and Deed, of the Belkan Saint Church fill the Moe nun quota, though their habits are pretty modest. On the other hand, Sister Schach's battle armor consists of a sleeveless top, hotpants and pretty good Zettai Ryouiki. A different kind of "naughty" is seen in the complex board game Nuns on the Run . This has novices sneaking through the corridors at night in search of "secret wishes" (cake for the Mother Superior's birthday, a bottle of brandy, medicine for sleep, a letter from home, or books of "dark magic and vices" — one reviewer pointed out that the cards contain locations, so you can invent more wishes and make them as innocent, or not, as you like, and print them out on cardboard). You have to find the keys and obtain your wish without getting caught by the Mother Superior or the Novice Mistress. Cage of Trash of the Count's Family openly flirts with the protagonist, fights, swears, and drinks. She gets away with it for a while because she's a favored priestess of the God of Death.

Dark Habits (1983)

Julian passes by the "Shrine Of Aphrodite", where one can enjoy a priestess for a price. "They pretend it is religion. Actually, it is mass prostitution." In Californication's infamous opening scene, David Duchovny's character has a dream in which he is serviced by a nun. The video for Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's "She Said" from the album Plastic Fang featured a nunnery seduced by a vampire, causing the nuns to strip and grind on the stairs. Kate Upton in a "nun-kini" in the 2012 film version of The Three Stooges. See for yourself. (The Moral Guardians had a field day with this one, until the director simply told them it was fiction.)

The music video for Billy Idol's cover of "L.A. Woman" features an attractive blonde woman dressing fetishistically as a nun. When Idol pursues her she doesn't keep the habit on for long.In the 1974 film Seijû gakuen aka School of the Holy Beast, the 'convent' is run much like a school for wayward girls, including the typical girl-on-girl catfight. They seem to find themselves getting into and out of their habits with alarming frequency due to their constant showering and friendly experimentation, though they do engage in more nun-like activities from time to time, such as praying, scrubbing floors and whipping newcomers with thorned roses to keep it spicy. Pinku Eiga and Naughty Nuns are a perfect match. Sister Joan, the eponymous Nun from the "Slim and Nun" strip in Penthouse Comix. The character was heavily inspired by Sister Sara in Two Mules for Sister Sara (see Film examples below). Somewhat noted in Negima! Magister Negi Magi when Misora was forced to wear a miniskirted habit as a part of the class' "cafe". She prayed for the Lord's forgiveness. That said, she and Sister Shakti are kinda cute, and the skirts on their real habits are short enough as it is.

Darkstalkers's Felicia becomes a Nun on her Vampire Savior ending. She is naked under the habit. There's also her Flung Clothing intro pose in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.In Flavia the Heretic, Flavia feeds the nuns a potion that drives them into a Bacchanalian frenzy. They rip off their clothes and have sex with their Muslim captors, each other, and (possibly) a stallion.