Mrs Funnybones: She's just like You and a lot like Me

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Mela (2000)". Bollywood Hungama. Archived from the original on 7 April 2014 . Retrieved 23 February 2015. Abrol, Somya (24 March 2017). "India Today Woman Summit 2017: Women achievers take centre stage". India Today. Archived from the original on 30 March 2017 . Retrieved 13 December 2017. Twinkle Khanna's Mrs Funnybones now as a book". India Today. 8 July 2015. Archived from the original on 26 October 2015 . Retrieved 18 September 2015. Butgradually,Irealizedthatmummyjiwasright;wewouldbesharingthesamefield,thoughnotastigersbutasthemaincheerleadersfortheonemanouttherewhotechnicallybelongstobothofus;sowemightaswellshakeourpom-pomstogether.Whichispreciselywhatagoodmother-in-law–daughter-in-lawrelationshiptrulyis. in-law’spointofview,butIrealizeitmustnotbeeasytobemummyjiaswell.Ihastilywhipoutmyphoneanddeletethemother-in-lawjokethatIhadmadeupandposted

conceptof‘menotoxin’.Hepropoundedapreposteroustheorythatawoman’smenstrualflowcontains a poison, ‘menotoxin’, that was responsible for everything—from roses wilting tobreadnotrising.Eventoday,menstruationisseenasdirtyorunholy.Mycousinoncetoldmeabouthavingto Khanna attended the New Era High School, Panchgani and the Narsee Monjee College of Commerce and Economics. [21] [14] [22] After finishing her Class 12th, she wanted to pursue a career as a chartered accountant and took the entrance examination, but joined the film industry instead due to the insistence of her parents. [22] [23]

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m.:IhavedecidedtostayhometodaysothatIcankeepaneyeonourson,cuddleupwithhimandwatchhorrormovies.WestartwithTheRing. Gettingdizzyjustlookingatthem,Icallout,‘MrsC,MrsM,whatareyouguysdoing?’MrsCignoresme(thesamewaysheignoresmymonthlymessagesaskinghertomakesureherdog doesn’t defecate in the front yard. Last Diwali, I very kindly sent her a beautifullywrappedmade-in-Japanpoop-scooperbutneverevengotathank-younote).MrsManswerswithapant,‘Wearedoingexercises.Youcansee,no.Thenwhyasking?’Mutteringundermybreaththatnoamountofrunningupanddownfloorscandislodgethe

makeyourstarssparkle!’Ifeeblyprotestthatthisslogandoesn’treallyrhyme.Heshushesmeandcontinues,‘Therewillbetestimonialsfromallyourformerstudents.‘LikeFarhanAkhtar:“EverytimeMsKhannabeatme,IthoughtBhaagFarhanBhaag.That Akki, Twinkle to support Simple's son". Hindustan Times. 25 November 2009. Archived from the original on 4 October 2015 . Retrieved 17 April 2015.voila,Iamnowpreparedtogotothecinema.EachtimeIgotothemovies,IwilljustpulloutmyhomemadeMrModimaskandsimplyputiton.

a b "Twinkle Khanna makes a guest appearance in Tees Maar Khan". Sify. Archived from the original on 11 August 2015 . Retrieved 15 March 2015. She is just like you and a lot like me” and my thoughts were how can she be a just like me? Now I can relate, this entire book consists of several scenes and chorus from her everyday life. From being a daughter, wife, mother, daughter –in-law, working as interior designer and her jiggle to maintain balance in life is explained in witty comments with a sarcastic touch. Thenexthourpasseswithmecrawlingthroughnets,tryingtowalkonabalancebeamanddoing splits togo fromonemoving step to another; all thewhile tryingnot to lookdownbecauseIam40feetabovetheground.Every muscle in my body is sore. I hurt my wrist last week and all this climbing and m.:Themovie isoverandall Iwant todo is fallonmybedandhopeIamable todigestaquarterofwhatIhaveeaten.Themanofthehousewalksmetotheelevatorandthensuddenlydecidesthathewouldratherrundownthefivefloors.Ican’tseemtoseetherestofthefamily,soItaketheliftdownhummingsometunelesssong.Iwalkouttothecaronlytoalmostfalldownasadozenflashbulbsgooffinmyface.Foranyonewhohaseverthoughtthattheseencounterswiththepaparazziarepre-planned,Pradhan, Bharathi S. (5 July 2009). "If men are from Mars, women are from heaven". The Telegraph. Kolkata. Archived from the original on 25 February 2015 . Retrieved 25 February 2015. p.m.: Our much-awaited visitor arrives. She is articulate, intelligent and extremelycharming. I am almost convinced that I must part with most of my money, when I startmentallydoingsomecalculationsandanalarmbellstartsringing.Iprotestthatnothingintheworldcanhelpyouearn125percentperannum,especiallywhenthebankisjustaboutgiving9percent.EveryquestionIaskismetwithvagueanswerslikeangelinvestors,tradinginyen,etc.tillthemeetingcomestoanabruptend.

Press Trust of India (11 April 2009). "Twinkle Khanna released on bail". Deccan Herald. Mumbai. Archived from the original on 2 April 2015 . Retrieved 3 March 2015.

Twinkle Khanna bags Popular Choice Award at Bangalore Lit Fest". The Indian Express. Mumbai. 29 October 2017. Archived from the original on 13 December 2017 . Retrieved 13 December 2017. m.:Iamwideawakeasthemanofthehousehasswitchedonallthelightsanddecidedthatthisistheprecisemomentthatheneedstofurtherperfecthisbody,byaseriesofcomplexexercisesthatinvolvecarryinghisbodyweightonhisrightelbow.Hecheerfullyasksmetojoinhim.AsmuchasIadmirehiszealforself-inflictedpunishment,thedebateonwhethertopartake Sahadevan, Sonup (19 August 2015). "Twinkle Khanna Spills Akshay Kumar, Aamir Khan's Secrets; KJo Hosts a 'Roast' at 'Mrs FunnyBones' Book Launch". The Indian Express. Mumbai: Indian Express Limited . Retrieved 8 September 2015.