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Clever: Have you ever read something and wondered who was clever enough to come up with it? It might not always happen in the bathroom, but it does happen when you come across a particularly clever bathroom poet. If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle be a Sweetie and wipe the Seatie. Cute, huh? I have fond memories of this bathroom saying. I know, what? why? A bathroom sign?
This quote would actually make a nice wall hanging for each bathroom stall. Print it up, frame it and hang it where it’s clear for everyone to see. It may not help, but at least you tried. Bathroom Etiquette Why we love it: It’s only natural to go straight for the potty humor when it comes to writings on bathroom stalls, and who can resist this little gem? We love this one because it reads like a true inspirational quote, but it’s a hilarious take on the “live life to the fullest” theme. Why we love it: This quote works best on bathroom stall doors with arrows pointing toward the bottom of the bathroom door. Someone thought long and hard to come up with this clever bathroom stall door decoration. Plus, it’s just plain hilarious. Once you stop giggling, this quote may actually make you start thinking.As annoying as these rhymes are I fully appreciate that, although it has been proven that urine is sterile, people find wayward urine disgusting. However, I’ve noticed that, all to often, the offending urine on the toilet seat is not the product of errant drops or even a waning stream but rather the gradual cohesion of the tiny droplets that are generated both by the urine breaking the surface tension of the toilet water and the inconsistencies in the stream at the source (the pee pee hole). As you probably know, urination does not involve a steady stream but rather a series of rapid muscle contractions that link thousands of drops together. Why we love it: Okay, so it’s no Shakespearean sonnet, and it doesn’t even rhyme. But this fun little poem does add a humorous touch to the elephant in the room that is the sometimes not-so-pleasant smell. We’re not sure a poem on a bathroom stall will actually make a difference in terms of the aroma, but perhaps the humorous tone of the poem can distract you long enough to forget about the bad odors created by your fellow bathroom users. Just a Lonesome Cry Portrait: Includes one 18 x 24 (in) 300dpi .jpg printfile. Resize or crop to 4 x 6 (in), 5 x 7 (in), 8 x 10 (in), 8.5 x 11 (in), 11 x 14 (in), 12 x 16 (in), 12 x 18 (in), 13 x 19 (in), 16 x 20 (in), 20 x 24 (in), 18 x 24 (in), 24 x 36 (in), 40 x 50 (cm), 50 x 70 (cm), A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, and more. Leslie Kwoh writes in The Wall Street Journal of the latest trend in passive aggressive note-leaving around the office. The trend is that it's still happening. Yes, people are leaving passive aggressive notes around the office! In fact, this may be one form of communication that has not gone digital, perhaps because it's easier to be anonymous on a sign left in a bathroom than it is to be anonymous even in a subtweet. Kwoh writes, "You find them in every office: anonymous passive-aggressive messages festooning the office fridge, kitchen sink or bathroom stall, accusing fellow workers of crimes against collegiality–such as purloining a can of Sprite, leaving dirty mugs in the office sink or neglecting to flush the toilet." Why we love it: You can’t have too many Irish blessings in your life, and this one takes the throne — the porcelain throne, that is. It’s like one of those old Irish blessings you see everywhere, but with a bathroom-themed twist, making it the perfect way to dress up a bathroom stall. And while it does have that bathroom tone, this quote doesn’t get dirty or raunchy.
So that’s it ladies. End of discussion. The world isn’t fair and I don’t care. Nobody else does either. Tip that.
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Why we love it: This bathroom wall quote definitely goes straight for the potty humor, but it also disguises itself as a deep thought on the subject. The verbiage used in this quote takes on a poetry-like quality, adding to the contradicting ideas of poetic prose and fart jokes. It’s sure to be a hit in the men’s restroom. Express Lane The humor comes in when you apply it to bathroom functions. While it doesn’t come right out and introduce bathroom-related words, that intention is definitely there behind those three short words. Call us immature, but it makes us giggle every time. Don’t Worry About What They Think Why we love it: This is another one of those quotes that reads very much like an actual inspirational quote. You may not head to the bathroom for life wisdom, but you’ll definitely gain a little from this quote. While it’s a bit funny, it also has some solid meaning behind it. Life is short, so spend it having fun. Another unique aspect of this bathroom wall quote is the repeated use of the words “life,” “waste” and “time.” Of course, the adult nature of this quote makes it better for a bar or similar adult-only venues. For All Your Bathroom Partition (and Bathroom Stall Poetry) Needs
It truly is the perfect blend of inspirational and funny, suitable for audiences (or bathroom patrons) of all ages. Plus, it leaves you uplifted when all you really intended to do was relieve yourself. Let It Happen Naturally
What makes a great bathroom stall poem or quote? It really is a mixed bag, but the quotes that make our favorites list all have something unique about them. Some of the key elements of an all-time-great bathroom quote include:
Like 30 years ago, my dear childhood friend had this displayed in her bathroom. I can actually hear her mother saying those words too. Her mom was quite prim and proper from what I remember too.We love this one because it’s cute and funny. Plus, it doesn’t actually deface the bathroom stall partition. Don’t Mind the Camera Why we love it: This may be a little more appropriate in a bar or other adults-only establishment, but we think it’s hilarious without being out of line. In some cases of actual bathroom graffiti, one original bathroom artist writes, “Love one another.” Someone else comes along later and says, “Just not here.” This bathroom quote is funny, but it also drives home a solid point: don’t get busy with a hook-up in the bathroom. No one wants to walk in on that. We’re all for love, just not that kind of love and definitely not in the bathroom. Harry Potty Humor Why we love it: Ah, irony at its best. While “moron” might be a bit harsh, this bathroom wall quote gets the point across. And since the writer is ironically calling himself a moron, we can look past the name-calling. It’s short, clever and a bit humorous. Mutual Satisfaction
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