Cops and Robbers

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One of my all-time favourite nanas from the wonderful world of children's books is the hilarious and scandalous Grandma Swag from Janet and Allen Ahlberg's Cops and Robbers (Ho! Ho!) I cannot write a list about grandmas in books and not include The Summer Book, which features one of my all-time, absolute favourite Grandmas ever. I know it's not a children's book, but Jansson is one of our most beloved children's authors so...

Who can resist a good story, especially when it's being told by Grandma? From her bag emerges tales of kings and cheats, monkeys and mice, bears and gods. Here comes the bear who ate some really bad dessert and got very angry; a lazy man who would not put out a fire till it reached his beard; a princess who got turned into an onion; a queen who discovered silk, and many more weird and wonderful people and animals. not Bookswagon, are responsible for the contents of your submission. None of the content that you submit shall be subject to any obligation of confidence on the part of Bookswagon, its agents, Julianne Hough joined the judges panel, and fit right in. She is as sexually frustrated as Bruno and Carrie Ann (who both wasted no time in panting over the first male contestant). Julianne spent the evening hitting on every male contestant over forty because they remind her of her dad. If this Electra complex takes hold, it could be an awkward season. Other than that, her judging was pretty spot-on, and far better than Carrie Ann’s.

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Third Place (tie), 32 points: Bethany and Derek (Jive). Yet again, Derek and his partner are the ones to beat! They emerged with a superb dance, and I’m placing my bets that they’ll make the finals. Between Derek’s choreography and fans, Bethany’s easily mobilized fanbase, and her now-evident dance skills, the other couples have their work cut out for them. Odds of elimination: 1 in 100. The super-stylish, super-cool, super-fun Grandma Z takes her grandson Albert on a birthday trip to remember... on her motorbike, obviously! All content that you submit may be used at Bookswagon'ssole discretion. Bookswagonreserves the right to change, condense, withhold publication, remove or delete any Fifth Place, 30 points: Jonathan and Allison (Jive). Jonathan got a jump start on Personal Story Week by talking about his recently deceased father out of the gate. I’m betting we’ll revisit this issue in two weeks, where it’ll have more impact than the 10 seconds we saw of him tearing up. As for his dance – it was ambitious, but it was not very good, technically. However, it was an excellent routine. That’s what I love about new pros – they have something to prove, and actually work hard to include proper choreography. Jonathan is a superb performer. His smile is so infectious, it almost distracted me from the appalling footwork. Odds of elimination: 1 in 50. This is such a lovely, gentle book which really showcases the wonderful relationship between a grandmother and their grandchild.

Last Place, 20 points: Betsey and Tony (Cha-Cha). Two derailed routines in a row! Betsey is completely nuts – Tony says there’s a circus in her head. She moves amazingly for a septuagenarian, and her routine was going well until a disaster involving a boa at the end. Whereas Lolo was furious with herself, Betsey looked to be on the verge of tears. The judges came down hard on her and gave her fives across the board, even though Carrie Ann did it with a lot of enthusiasm. Betsey was far better than Tommy, though, and I hope to see more of her unique fashion sense this season. Odds of elimination: 1 in 6. If you’re like me, you’d already forgotten half the stars by the 9:30 mark. And for the first week, we get to vote the old-fashioned way, mull over who’ll be eliminated, and watch a dedicated results show. So to jog your memory, for the first time this season, let’s welcome our stars! Well, this book is beautiful in all kinds of ways, but the quiet, calm and unwavering character of Julian's Grandma is an utter joy. Noi isn't at sure about staying at his Grandma's and his curiosity and observations about her Nana-ish ways are charming, but then sometimes nanas have a way of surprising us - and Grandma Bird is no exception! 9. The Summer Book by Tove JanssonDyma ble mae hadau cariad plentyn at lyfrau a darllen yn cael eu plannu:’ Katrina Charman ar hudoliaeth straeon cyn cysgu

We began with a two-hour premiere that felt far longer than your average DWTS episode, and the highlight was the opening number, because it featured the Queen of England! Grandma (or great-grandma) swag, indeed. It was also a lively way of introducing the stars, and the producers are so confident in the caliber of season 19’s celebrities, they didn’t even bother with last names. Because, really, what other Tommy could we be talking about? All the Milly-Molly-Mandy tales have a special place in my heart, but the young entrepreneur in me (who sadly scarpered when I was about 10) especially loved Milly-Molly-Mandy Spends a Penny - no, not that penny, an actual penny! The Nothing to See Here Hotel is nothing short of hilarious, with both Stevens bringing the LOLS, big time. And while not the focal character, Granny Regurgita pretty much stole the show for me.Her name conjures a million gags, in both senses of the word, and her grumpy, cantankerous grossness is a delight - but cross her at your peril. The ultimate matriarch for our times! A reminder of the true art of storytelling': Celebrating Henrietta Branford's powerful novel Fire, Bed & Bone It’s where the seeds of a child’s love for books and reading are planted’: Katrina Charman on the magic of bedtime stories The child's innocent amazement at ALL the lines on her Nana's face is so honestly reported and the Nana's beautiful explanation that each line holds a memory is just charming. I love this idea as it's all too easy to see an old person and just see, well, an old person - when of course they have lived rich and full lives, doing silly, sad, serious and wondrous things. The acceptance, support and unconditional love she gives throughout the story makes your heart sing and is another wonderful example of the uncluttered relationship between the grandparent and grandchild.