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And then the people in your book club will totally know that you stopped reading after this paragraph and will realize that you’re a big, fat fake. Jenny Lawson has won the hearts of so many people who connect with her because she revealed her vulnerabilities and shared her story. Jen Lancaster: You appear to have a soft spot for dead, stuffed creatures, particularly if they're clad in bowler hats or acting out a scene—please explain. She sends us the best links, tweets hilarious articles, and knows exactly which urls lead to endless entertainment. That's probably understood, but I thought I should clarify, since it's the first chapter and you don't know that much about me.

When I was asked where Wall was, I would always answer with a vague “Oh, that direction,” with a wave of my hand, and I quickly learned that if I didn’t immediately change the subject to something to break their train of thought (My personal standby: “Look! Absolutely cannot wait to read it though 🙂 Thanks for introducing me to the phrase “douche-canoe” it really confuses people and is surprisingly usefull!Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a bad read, but somehow that spark of Furiously Happy wasn’t really there for me. I love his personal stories of his life-I just put the volume on low, and I think it’s cool to have David reading to me sleep! When the mailman told her dad, he needed to lock the turkeys up, her father picked up a large turkey, tucked him under his arm and said with great dignity and perfect poise, “ Sir, this bird is a quail.

But Miami’s close enough too…just sayin’) I’m going though a very rough time right now, and your blogs, the funny and the inspirational, are bright spots for me. I don’t know if I’ll get it, but if I do, I’m going to put it inside some completely random old book so in like 1000 years archaeologists will be super confused.If you’ve ever dealt with things like getting married young, having kids, growing up poor or mental health issues then you’re genuinely going to connect with Lawson on so many levels the same way I did and I highly recommend this book to everyone even if you don’t like memoirs because this isn’t like any memoir I’ve ever read before.

com/ If any of the other commenters read this, please don’t judge me against the Jenny Lawsome (love it! Other adventures of her youth included catching armadillos for her dad to race and inseminating a cow.

Seeing their life from the time they started dating to their engagement and eventual marriage was great and filled with so much humour and passive aggressive post it notes.

Can I please add my plea to those of the other bereft UK people above for advice on how to get hold of the book? Since I am a complete history dork, I have to point out that your paragraph about Abraham Lincoln dying because people put their grubby hands in his bullet wound sounded more like what happened to James Garfield. And I look on my kindle today, and THERE IS YOUR BOOK and THERE IS A GOD BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND if I had to reread The Hunger Games again. My aversion is a personal reaction though and while it made me enjoy the story considerably less, I do think it was described well. Ps I can’t freakin’ wait to read it and REALLY give my hubby a reason to think we’re both crazy as i read it and laugh like a hieana!When I read these stories to friends I’m always shocked when they stop me to ask, “Wait, is that true? Publishers send books not yet published to get booksellers to read them and help sell copies when the book does eventually come out. Although the collection terrifies Victor, he wants to fit in with Lawson’s family, and he tries his hardest to understand them. The way Lawson discusses peer pressure was something I also heavily related to since it’s not overt peer pressure. Also, whenever I read this paragraph to people who don't live in the South, they get hung up on the fact that we had furniture devoted to just guns, but in rural Texas pretty much everyone has a gun cabinet.