People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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a b c d Suddath, Claire (August 31, 2009). "That Viral Thing: People of Walmart". Time. time.com. Archived from the original on September 4, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. Sadly, there’s no price tag on a few of these. They might just be plungers they found in the bathrooms. I pray this is not the case. But, from what I’ve seen in this store, I can’t put it past them. This person is in the electronics and video game aisle because he loves playing games. With your head! He loves walking right behind you. Amazingly, someone saw Large Slenderman and snapped a photo. I assume the person who took this photo is now dead. Unless they walked at a normal pace to getaway. Then, they probably made it safely out of the store without incident. via People of Walmart

Taking a nap is difficult for me. There’s so much I have to get done on any given day. I have to walk my dog, I have to work, I have to shop for groceries. It never occurred to me, though, that I could do all of these and nap at the same time. via People of Walmart Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile.I would have never been this calm in a store as a kid. It’s very sweet that they did this for their parents. I wonder if they were bribed with a trip to the toy section if they were quiet for the ceremony. I also wonder if anyone grabbed a bag of rice and started throwing it. Walmart has everything you need for a flawless wedding! When you can’t make it to a carnival to enjoy the bumper cars, you can always bring the bumper cars to you. What’s the worst that could happen (besides serious bodily harm?). No one’s going to stop you. If they try, just drive away. via People of Walmart Bringing a pet to the store with you is one thing. Bring all your pets, however, is another. Maybe these are merely her best-behaved dogs. The others are at home because they’re not Walmart-trained yet. I have no complaints about seeing dogs anywhere, so I’ll let it slide. Still… why? via People of Walmart

If Aerosmith put out a Christmas album, this is sorta what the Steven Tyler promotional cutout would look like in the store. I helped them out and worked for them on one of my days off," she told Insider. "But they wouldn't balance the point out. I thought that was really unfair, seeing as I really had been a model employee for them." People of Walmart Pictures That Are Way Too Hilarious Voomed 66+ Of The Best And Funniest People of Walmart Pictures You'll Ever Likely To SeeSome people are so codependent they can’t be out of each others’ arms for even a moment. Even when they’re shopping. It’s nice to see people who can get along this well, but there’s a difference between wanting to and needing to do something like this. I’m guessing it’s the latter. via People of Walmart The fashion at Walmart has no limits. You think it’s going to be a bunch of people wearing “I’m With Stupid” T-shirts, but then you go in and see hoodies that support everything from local high school football teams to local NFL teams. She genuinely looks like she’s having a nice day, and I hope this is how we all dress from now on. I dressed like this for a weird play in college. It had the desired effect. People laughed and were frightened at the same time. Not sure why you would dress like this while going about your day. He looks like a walking carnival game, complete with prizes. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone randomly threw a dart at him. I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that.

Wally People". wallypeople.com. Archived from the original on 19 December 2013 . Retrieved 18 December 2013. There’s a fine line between self-care and just giving up. And boy does she walk that line hard. via You can buy her the diamond ring at Walmart. You can propose over the intercom. Why not have the most romantic day of your life in the store itself? The something blue is already there all over the signage. The old, the new are the TVs (some are opened), and the something borrowed is the money you charged on your Walmart credit card for the arch. via People of Walmart By the last year of the twentieth century, Walmart became the largest private employer in the world. You don’t need the shirt. The haircut says it all. You’re the reason it smells over here. via People of WalmartI’m mostly surprised we arrived at this photo before we saw anyone fully barefoot in the store. I think people know better. No shirt, no shoes, no service. But what about half a shoe and half a shirt. That’s pretty common at Walmart. a b Popkin, Helen (February 18, 2011). "Woman finds mom on People of Walmart, freaks". technolog msnbc. technolog.msnbc.msn.com. Archived from the original on February 20, 2011 . Retrieved October 4, 2011. Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him). via People of Walmart