The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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As others have said the jokes mainly come from a very strong and unusual local accent (even by UK standards) and a reputation for hard-partying nightlife.

I think it is better than the tendency to tell tales about people from other countries - keep it in-country. Bruce Kelly, from Washington: The fire brigade phoned Steve McLaren in the early hours of the morning to tell him St James’ Park was on fire. His backroom team oversaw training which created injury after injury and didn’t seem to instil anything other than “couldn’t care less” into the multi-millionaires they are charged with “training”. My late husband was foreign minister of Nigeria, and on his death he deposited USD15,000,000 in a bank account.

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Newcastle United jokes is for you. These are torrid times for our club, but the pain could be eased by some REAL entrepreneurial skills from Mike Ashley.

Mike Feary, from Bedlington: During the Wear Tyne Derby at the Stadium of Light, a 50p piece was thrown onto the pitch during the match,Sunderland’s board are still trying to decide if it was a missile or a takeover bid.

An evil genie captured an Newcastle United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week.

And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Newcastle United joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. Read more about the condition New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages.In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. I might also be angry at the last manager who took us to relegation, who seems to have forgotten that as he pronounces doom and gloom with more ill-placed righteousness than a drunken Vicar on a Sunday night. As far as atmosphere goes, Anfield is one of the worst in the Premier League and it has been since I started following Newcastle (granted that only includes the PL All-Seater stadium era). As the season dragged, McClaren hauled the creativity out of Wijnaldum, the fire out of Colback, the skill out of Mitrovic, the guts out of the team.