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290 Bad Jokes & 75 Punderful Puns for the Whole Family Page-a-Day Calendar 2024: The World's Bestselling Jokes Calendar

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May: Springtime. A time for new beginnings, fresh starts, and planting the seeds that will grow into your future. But it’s also a time for lawn care, weeding, and raking—aka, all the not-so-fun parts of gardening. So if you’re looking for a way to add some levity to your May days, we’ve got just the thing: jokes about everyone’s favorite month. The calendar tried to set me up with someone, but I told it I prefer dates with no strings attached. I asked my calendar if it wanted to go on a date, but it said it had already been booked for the week. Here is a list of funny calendar up jokes and even better calendar up puns that will make you laugh with friends. I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off.

Here is a list of funny advent calendar jokes and even better advent calendar puns that will make you laugh with friends. I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed What do you call a calendar with a gambling addiction? A high-stakes day planner! Time Flies When You’re Having Puns (Double Entendre Puns)

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September was the first calendar month no nfl players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month. For everyone in the working world today: It’s a Tuesday… which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim. Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars? They want to open the doors themselves!

Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, Saturday - Ian, Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar I was so poor growing up, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper… Now those days are behind me…The calendar tried to make an appointment with the doctor, but it was a waste of time, they gave him the runaround. Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet! Work Week Wonders (A calendar focusing on work-life balance and productivity tips) Time Twisters: Hilarious Calendar Spoonerisms

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