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The Penis: Since his death in 1821, Napoleon’s penis has been the subject of an urban legend that claims that during his autopsy on St. Helena, it was somehow accidentally removed and has travelled the globe in the hands of collectors ever since. Posted for nearly seven years with no description, and only a few basic keywords (fire, flame, flames, burn, burning, wood, serene, silhouette) this photo amassed a measly 103 views, with zero comments or faves. Pro tip: Lube always makes for a good time, whether you have foreskin or not. But if you’re cut, using it could minimize chafing for you during a long or particularly snuggly session. Uncircumcised John Dillermand’ – dillermand is a soft slang for penis in Danish – certainly split the public when it made its debut on children channel DR Ramasjang.

Hansen, Dian (2008). "The Myth...Long Dong Silver". The Big Penis Book. Cologne: Taschen. p.357. ISBN 978-3-8365-0213-9. With no angles to accommodate, you can eenie-meenie-miney-mo your way through every sex position you both consent to with little-to-no tweaking required. We arrived on the playa at 10:30 p.m. on Tuesday after driving for over 13 hours (it's a much longer drive from Los Angeles, than from SF!) It was the middle of a dust storm, and we were freezing cold and tired and both had to pee.The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing. Wink. Pro tip: Give and get the most with any position that makes it easy to reach each other’s erogenous zones for simultaneous, manual, or sex toy play. Bigger base with narrow head

Hansen, Dian (2008). "The Myth...Long Dong Silver". The Big Penis Book. Cologne: Taschen. p.359. ISBN 978-3-8365-0213-9. The Penis: Rasputin was assassinated in 1916, and much like Napoleon, his penis went on its own separate odyssey after his post-mortem. Unlike Napoleon’s, Rasputin’s penis was rumored to be huge and, supposedly, magical. Chris was a Burning Man virgin this year. (Not me, My virgin burn was 1999 -- you can read my journal about it. I also went out to the desert in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, and 2005...) During our drive to Nevada, I asked him what he most feared about Burning Man. To be clear, the “pencil” type isn’t actually pencil-thin, but it’s notably longer and narrower than average. Lube prevents too much friction, which causes condoms to break and irritates and tears the skin of the penis, vagina, or anus, opening you and your partner(s) up to infections. Get to know your penisJohn Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male adult film stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry. Although claims have been made that his was actually between 10 – 14 inches, his ex-wives both stated he measured 10 inches. While not the gargantuan 16 inches some reported, he reputation puts him solidly at #3 on this list. 2. David Large stone statue Two pieces of the "blue" handed out by Ghostbur. They're kept in Phil's ender chest, signifying their importance to him. These blurred lines often give rise to nature's most fascinating sexual organs. Here are eight penises that are as cool and surprising as the creatures that wield them: Heads Above the Rest

A shulker box that Drista gave Punz during her visit to Tommy. Dyed cyan (originally pink) by Punz.Joey Stivic is a fictional character who first appeared on All in the Family. Joey Stivic was the son and only child of Mike Stivic (played by Rob Reiner) and Gloria Bunker Stivic (played by Sally Struthers). The character first appeared, as a newborn baby, in a two-part episode of All in the Family airing in December 1975. Such was the popularity of All in the Family that in 1976 the Ideal Toy Company released a 14-inch “Joey Stivic doll” (called “Archie Bunker’s Grandson”) which was billed as the “first anatomically correct male doll.” The doll inspired mild controversy at the time, and is a collectors’ item today. 4. Wilt Chamberlain Basketball Superstar Urchin: “Ha, you’ve just sealed your fate. Whenever you say something ain’t gonna happen, the universe shows ya otherwise. Besides…*reaches up to shape his impressive hair* women can’t resist the puffball. It gets ‘em tingly every time.” The same healthy lifestyle habits that reduce your risk of chronic diseases can also help your penis, including: The series, aimed at children aged 4-8, follows John Dillermand and his long and magical penis that seems to get him into and bail him out of trouble. Well… I think it has a great 1st act. The build up to them going into the machine was well done, all the actors have chemistry, and it felt like an adventure. And when they get into the other dimensions...planet...thing, they don’t really explain it, it’s really cool. Shot well, interesting color, and it feels like an adventure!

National broadcaster DR has found itself in a spot of hot water since it aired the new animation series ‘ John Dillermand’ on Saturday. Willingham explains that this violent process has caused bedbugs to evolve “something very vagina-like where they tend to get stabbed.” This special less-armored area of their abdomen might minimize harm as the male injects his sperm into the female’s circulatory system. Gender-Bending GenitalsYou just need to go look that one up,” says Willingham. You can see a video of the slugs in action here.