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Not only is it unique and stylish, but it will have all of your friends in stitches when they see it. 9. Funny Flamingo Golf Balls Are you looking for a hilarious way to add a little fun to your golf game? Look no further than Crafted Gift's range of Funny Golf Balls! The Kiss My Putt Funny Golf Ball is the perfect way to inject fun into your game. In addition to being great for jokes and laughs, the Kiss My Putt Funny Golf Ball is also great for improving your golf skills. What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it. This one-of-a-kind golf ball has the iconic show name on the front. It is the perfect way to show off your fandom while teeing on the green.

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Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Because that’s how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey! A golfer was having a terrible round — 20-over par for the front nine with scores of balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie then coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 10th, he lost it. “You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled.

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What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron. Husband and wife were playing in the club’s mixed foursomes. He hit a great drive down the middle – she sliced the second shot into a copse of trees. Unfazed he played a brilliant recovery shot, which went onto the green a foot from the pin. She poked at the putt and sent it ten feet beyond the pin. He lined up the long putt and sank it. To his wife, he said, “We’ll have to do better. That was a bogey five.” A brand for the good-humoured golfer. have a laugh on the green with the #GolfWanker products. Essential golfing gear for the golfer who has everything! These funny golf balls have a unique warning sign printed on them that reads, Extreme Risk of Hazardous Shots and Lame Excuses. This It Takes A Lot of Balls To Golf the Way I Do personalized golf ball features a name of your choice to make your buddies laugh on the golf course.

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In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers… they shoot a “six”, yell “fore” and write “five”. Take a look at the Golf Wanker products; golf Tees, pitch mark repairs and pens. We hope to offer a range of clothing shortly. We currently only deliver to the UK – please let us know if you would like us to send items outside the UK A golfer is standing at a tee overlooking a river. He sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.” If you are a golf enthusiast, you know that having a change or unique golf ball can make or break your game.When they reach the 9th fairway, the young man is facing a tough shot. A large pine tree sits in front of his ball, directly between it and the green. After several minutes of pondering how to hit the shot, the old man says, “You know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.” With the challenge before him, the young man swings hard, hits the ball, watches it fly into the branches, rattle around, and land with a thud a foot from where it had started. “Of course,” says the old man, “when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall.” The other replied: “I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.” Are you a self-confessed #Golfwanker or are you looking for a good quality, fun, cheeky and useful present for your beloved #Golfwanker? This is the ideal gift for the #Golfwanker who has everything.

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Whether it is a photo, multiple photos, or a caption for a bachelor party, you will surely get a few smiles with these funny golf balls. 2. Kiss My Putt Funny Golf Ball A guy on vacation finishes his round, goes into the clubhouse. The head pro says, “Did you have a good time out there?” The man replied, “Fabulous, thank you.” You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married? Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt. Beautifully presented and will most definitely brighten up any day on the golf course. A great talking point! Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

One day a player asked his coach: “What is going wrong with my game?” “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”

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These items also add personality to your golf bag, so go ahead and show off your unique style. 4. Crafted Gift Funny Golf BallsA little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked an interesting question… “Is the word spelled P-U-T or P-U-T-T?” She asked her instructor. “P-U-T-T is correct,” the instructor replied. “P-U-T means to place a thing where you want it. “P-U-T-T means merely a futile attempt to do the same thing.” There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. It is the perfect way to remind yourself and your friends that even the best players are bound to make mistakes every once in a while. 13. Make Golf Great Again Golf Ball If you are looking for a funny golf ball that will make you smile, look no further than these Don't Touch My Balls funny golf balls! This hilarious golf ball is perfect for any golfer who has been told to keep their hands off their ball.

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