How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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It is prepawsterous to think that their blood would run any less red than that of a human American patriot. and maybe that's a better way to appreciate them, instead of reading them all back-to-back like this, because, like dave foley, BOY, did it get old fast. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats - and America - great again! Dust Jackets are not guaranteed and when still present, they will have various degrees of tear and damage.

Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. A decent book for your bookshelf so people can chuckle at the cover and the title, but the meat and bones of the book is shallow, unfunny, and tiring.It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again! The main problem with the book is that the material runs a little thin after a while, and the parodies just aren't all that funny. While the sheer volume of cats ensnared by games such as this one is a testament to how addictive online games can be, the greatest danger is not the possibility of addiction, or even the threat posed by the many sexual predators who use the games to meet unsuspecting kittens. Just because your cat is the cutest little cutie-pie in the world does not mean they possess the higher brain functions and powers of reasoning necessary to decide the fate of every criminal who crosses your threshold.

Place your cat on your lap and make sure to give them lots of pets while you’re speaking to ensure that you have their full attention. One of my cats fall asleep while reading it to them tho, so I'm not sure he will be sufficiently prepared for the eventual collapse of civilization. And if you keep a firearm in your place of residence (which you should), it is only a matter of time before your cat discovers it. Never forget: your kitten’s curiosity, clumsiness, mischievousness, and lack of problem-solving abilities can be a deadly combination! We get it author(s), you’re pro-life and don’t want to even recognize what else Planned Parenthood does to help people.I guess in case the CNN satellites that are definitely targeting him decide to count the number of hate crimes in his web history, idk.

But this book collects several pamphlets from The American Association of Patriots and you won’t be disappointed with the info that can be gleaned from this book.

What this book is, is the best Coffee table book or reading material for the guest bathroom when you have unwanted house-guests that has ever been devised. No, of course your cat should have access to all the weaponry our Founding Fathers risked their lives to guarantee us, whether it be a simple Beretta 9mm or a fully automatic AK-47. I love satire, and actually imagining myself sitting down with my cat and explaining the dangers of guns, sex and Satanism had me laughing. although i do appreciate the continuation of the "birds are evil" theme, because they're just awful. How could I know that the sections titled “Who are the enemies who seek to undermine my cat’s faith in Creationism” and “Are there any types of guns that are inappropriate for my cat to use?