York Gin: THE LITTLE BOOK OF GIN JOKES, PUNS & QUOTES: Including recipes for classic GIN COCKTAILS

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Why did the gin distillery go out of business? They didn’t know their juniper berries from their juniper trees. I’ve made a lot of questionable choices in my life- but drinking gin is definitely not one of them! In a nutshell, gin puns are wordplay that involves the name of the gin, its ingredients, or even its history. They can be categorized as short puns, one-liner puns, or funny puns. Gin puns could be in the form of jokes or puns that use the word gin creatively, often with a humorous outlook. Gin puns can make excellent social media captions, funny toasts, or endless inside jokes with your fellow gin enthusiast friends. Best Short Gin Puns A dog walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin and...tonic." The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

I can only be friends with people who like the same alcohol as I do and it’s gin and tonic. If you don’t like it, don’t even dare say hi to me. My office has just started a Gin and Tonic elevenses scheme. It takes place at my desk and I'm the only person who knows about it. It’s not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins, I thought he sold gins, so I said I’ll have a double.” – Anonymous It follows the lead of other digital events which are springing up to replace our usual pub or bar interactions, for example #TheVirtualHappyHour campaign.I was surprised when the gin distillery shipped me a bottle, but when life gives you gin, make gin-ade. If, after reading them, you're in such a great mood you want to buy some of our gin please visit our online gin shop - as well as collecting gin one liners, we really do make some of the world's best gins and beautiful gin gifts. No joke!

The gin bottle kept telling me jokes, but I could barely keep up with its wit. It was a real Gin-spirational comedian. The gin distillery was so productive, they had to create a gin dependency program for the workers. It was a real gin-tensive intervention. Gin-spirational Wordplay: Punnily Embracing the Clichés of Gin Drinking Shaken, not stirred” – James Bond’s famous line about how he likes his martini is a classic gin pun. Whether you’re going to the bar or drinking at home, lighten the mood or make someone laugh with the funniest alcohol puns. Photo courtesy of Canva.If you’re looking for me, you can find me at a bar that serves the earliest happy hour with gin on their list. A man has a parrot who won't stop stealing his gin. He tells the parrot if it doesn't stop, he'll shut it in the fridge for an hour.

What time does the drinking team arrive?” – This question is asked by the character Bruce Wayne in the movie “Justice League” and is a subtle gin reference. You’re the gin to my tonic” – This line is from the movie “Bridget Jones’s Baby” and is a sweet and punny way to express love.

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The UK may be going through a troubled time, but one Yorkshire gin maker is trying to see the lighter side of life. Why don’t gin distillers go to jails? They distill get caught. “One Too Many Gintendres: A Thirsty Collection of Gin-Inspired Double Entendre Puns” During World War 2, two German spies received intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion. I like to have a Martini, two at the very most, after three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.’ Some people can’t live without coffee, well, I can’t live without my gin and tonic. Always a must-have in every occasion!

I never say no to a good gin and tonic,” said Tom, agreeably. Gin-spirational Oxymoronic Puns: A Blend of Humor and Wit I told my friend a gin joke, but she didn’t get it. I had to gin-struct her on how to understand the pun. I tried to spice up my gin and tonic with some herbs, but it turns out that was a gin-and-rosemary mistake. Do you know why I never get too drunk at the beach? Because there is always someone to wine and beach with me. I think about gin only 3 times a day – when I wake up, when I’m not eating, and before I go to bed.

Oh boy do I have a joke for you kids!Its called the cheerio joke.

It’s Friday. This evening, I will become a her and rescue some gin that is trapped in a bottle.” – Anonymous Golf is an excellent game that’s enjoyed by many people. Whether you’re a beginner or pro driving for a laugh, read the best golf puns. Photo courtesy of Canva. Now we've made your day by making you smile, you can make our day by buying some gin . Or you could just keep scrolling (to be honest we'd probably just keep scrolling - there are some very funny ones to come). I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together after a few martinis. Tipsy Titles (Alcohol Puns) I had a gin and tonic before my flight, but it didn’t take off until I had another. That’s called a gin delay.