who put the men in menopause?: hilarious poems for older women

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https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/03/06/chart-the-percentage-women-and-men-each-profession/GBX22YsWl0XaeHghwXfE4H/story.html Buy The Slow Moon Climbs: The Science, History, and Meaning of Menopause here 5. Perimenopause: The Savvy Sister’s Guide to Hormone Harmony by Dr. Anna Garrett (2019) Remember to find the positive when, where, and how you can. As New Life Outlook suggests, turn menopause challenges into meaningful opportunities. Do not become alarmed when you experience yourself in totally new ways,” sighs Grandmother Growth tenderly. “You are changing, getting ready to be initiated into the third stage of your life. Are you ready for the ride of your life? – Susun Weed, author of Menopausal Years the Wise Woman Way

The funny side of this article is that I actually typed my book title 13 different times with 13 different links. Ugh! But… it was necessary because no matter what part of the world you live in, menopause is the same for every women. My poetry is mainly about making people smile and I greatly value the fact I can come up with things that make people laugh. It never ceases to amaze me that audiences are so loyal and affectionate and will come out to see me, so I just want to do a good job. I know you want to be happy too. Being old doesn’t mean we have to be miserable. And menopause makes us feel old, but it doesn’t have to be that way.

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In peri-menopause, our brains are being rewired to live with more inner wisdom, to adapt to a more direct current (intuition); and we may experience insomnia, forgetfulness, and depression. It takes a great deal of courage and faith to go through this change, and some women go through painful breakdowns before they are ready to relinquish the struggle for control. – Dr. Christiane Northrup, author of The Wisdom of Menopause There is no better time for women approaching or currently going through menopause to start or renew an exercise program. Physical activity can play an important role in counteracting many of the changes a woman experiences in her post-menopausal years. — Sabrena Newton

The very best way that you can help yourself is to develop and sustain a positive attitude. The way you think and feel about everything will make all the difference to your experience. – Caroline Carr As the subtitle suggests, it talks about all the classic menopause symptoms (and treatments), plus broader aspects of health in midlife.Night sweats leave us soaked in sweat, but let’s not get too upset. We’ll skip the gym and still sweat, and save on water bills. We’ll be set. And things can get bad during menopause. Don’t get me wrong. Suffering from night sweats and brain farts, and hair growth is bad. Gaining weight around the middle isn’t pretty. Experiencing anxiety and depression is painful. But setting goals for the next year—such as “ditch cooking”—leads to some surprising and welcome changes in her life. Our mothers were largely silent about what happened to them as they passed through this midlife change. But a new generation of women has already started to break the wall of silence. – Trisha Posne Historian Susan Mattern explores menopause through the ages, and in the process reclaims it as something positive—a new way of living and contributing to society.

These funny little moments brought to life with witty words are what Pam’s come to be known and loved for, but recently she has taken the risk of publishing some of her more serious poems that she’s worried about revealing before. When I wrote the book, I actually laughed as I wrote it. I couldn’t stop. I giggled at how silly I was. I roared with laughter because I was such a fool at the time, and didn’t understand what was happening to my own body. This poem was written for https://www.overthebloodymoon.com/ who remove the muddle from menopause for individuals and organisations with a range of menopause support services.So bring on menopause, we say, We’ll face it with a smile each day, We’ll celebrate this time of change, And embrace our lives, no need to rearrange. Symptoms that make us stronger We might not all experience the same symptoms but the struggle is just as real no matter if you speak English, French, Portuguese, or some other language. As women age, they often find, Their bodies change, and not in kind, Menopause hits, and they’re resigned, To weight gain that’s difficult to unwind.