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In this short, sweet, and to-the-point sex poem, the speaker confesses that she or he has never prayed. She or he claims this is because each person is limited to the number of times they can declare, “Oh God.” For this person, every declaration is made in the bedroom. DIY: Funny Dirty Poems

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Irish people regularly take the piss out of each other, but it’s common knowledge that the other person is joking (well, most of the time). So no offence is taken. Poetry can invest the emotions far more rapidly and potently than prose. The language of doublespeak turns out to be doubly moving. Written in 1948, this poem was enough to make mothers blush and fathers grumble in disapproval. W.H. Auden takes his time to vividly describe a sexual encounter between two young adults on a hot summer’s day.Williams likens the women’s dress to autumn leaves falling from a tree, leaving her naked and exposed. Once the body has emerged, the speaker trails off with an ellipsis, leaving the events to follow up to the reader’s imagination.

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Lastly, timing is key. Wait until the mood is right, everyone is listening and that the crowd are ready for the joke to land. You must have quite a refined taste for historical and high wit, for you are about to be delighted (as well as tormented) by the word play! The concluding injunction may be parenthetical, but it is doubly emphatic, both italicized and exclamation pointed. Say what you mean! the author is enjoining herself. Life’s losses are catastrophic, and any whitewashing of the tragedy is a cowardly evasion. That’s good,” said Sean. “Sure, you’d be arrested for less!” 9. The sheep – shearing is caring Credit: Pixabay / SZier I was prepared for Wendy Cope when she arrived in my adulthood, because in my elementary school days some literary sophisticates among my chums introduced me to Miss Susie, whose adventures can be found in nineteen variant episodes in Wikipedia. A young woman of questionable character but undeniable verve, Miss Susie got around, clearly. Wikipedia’s Michigan version, dated 1950s, differs slightly from the account I learned in Detroit a few years later, perhaps now set into type for the first time:Prose has, the story reminds us, its own gorgeous and powerful concisions, but nothing to compare with the reach belonging to verse. The most haunting short short story I know belongs to Somerset Maugham: As she lowers herself down, she farts. She apologises and try’s again before farting a second time. Perhaps most importantly know your audience and be sure they will like the type of joke. Be confident in your delivery, and timing is key to it hits properly. MORE MII ARTICLES ON IRISH JOKES

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An Irish farmer was walking along the boundary between his and his neighbour’s fields when he spotted his neighbour carrying two sheep in his arms.Here, too, is a story. The deceased have come to appreciate that death is a trifling matter. Grown clear-sighted with time, they now recognize that life’s ultimate rewards are few and fleeting. But they once felt otherwise, wholeheartedly. The poem stirs the ghost of Sir Philip Sidney (1554–1586), who closed a sonnet with a similar self-injunction: Sometimes it can be funny to embrace making fun of yourself to make your jokes land a bit better. Self-deprecation can go a long way. As an illustration of the folly of anyone’s seeking to avoid his fate, how streamlined this looks. But how long-winded it appears when set beside another brief meditation on death, Housman’s “Here Dead We Lie”:

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With its vivid imagery and candid language, the poem doesn’t shy away from the primal facet of human relationships, embodying the modernist ethos in literature. The poet uses a conversational tone, turning an intimate moment into a relatable narrative, while also exploring themes of desire, passion, and the sensory experience of love.The speaker confesses his jealousy of the woman’s corset for it sits so close to her breasts. He goes on to praise her beauty, declaring her body a pure and undiscovered land that he fully intends to explore. In transit. Vol.11, no.2. p.18. {{ cite magazine}}: Missing or empty |title= ( help) [ full citation needed] Princeton Tiger. November 1902. p.59. {{ cite magazine}}: Missing or empty |title= ( help) [ full citation needed]